Brandon Hoffman is a genius lovable perfect human being who is also writing this. He's fantastic, nice, extremely good looking, and probably gives to charity... Did I mention he is the one writing this?

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I have been writing since I was young. I remember watching my mother read late at night, gasping at certain pages, laughing aloud at others. I always wanted to write a story that she could enjoy. Stories have always been a core part of my life. I always loved building worlds with Lego and making up stories around them. One of my very first attempts at writing a full fledged novel was about my Lego men. It was written on loose notebook paper placed in a binder. I remember writing it in pen, thinking it looked more professional. It did not.